Shovelware Knight

This is the post compo version of Shovelware Knight! Check out https://jezzamon.itch.io/shovelware-knight-ld-version for the Ludum Dare version

A tragic shift of the video game industry towards DLC, freemium games, and walking simulators has irrevocably ruined games. As a True Gamer,  Shovelware Knight has only one choice: Destroy the entire concept of video games by releasing so many shovelware titles that nobody will every play video games again.

The more shovelware titles you have, the worse video games are!

Controls:

• Mainly just use the mouse
• Spam click the intro if you want to skip it :)

[Warning: Playing this game may have real world consequences]